Roll up – roll up for the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
(Roll up) and that’s an invitation
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
(Roll up) to make a resvation
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away
Waiting to take you away.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
(Roll up) for the Mystery Tour
(Roll up) satisfaction guaranteed
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away
Hoping to take you away now
The Magical Mystery Tour
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
(Roll up) and that’s an invitation
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
(Roll up) to make a reservation
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away
Coming to take you away
The Magical Mystery Tour is dying to take you away
Dying to take you away – take you today.

Day after day, alone on a hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see he’s just a fool
And he never gives an answer.
But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head see the world spinning round.
Well on the way, head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud.
But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appearss to make
And he never seems to notice.
But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head see the world spinning round.
And nobody seems to like him,
They can tell what he wants to do
And he never shows his feelings.
But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head see the world spinning round.
He never listens to them,
He knows that they’re the fools
They don’t like him. The fool on the hill sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head see the world spinning round.

You say yes (you say yes), I say no (I say no),
You say stop (you say stop), and I say go, go, go.
Oh no.

You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t why you say goodbye when I say hello.

I say high (I say high), you say low (you say low).
You say why, and I say I don’t know.
Oh no.

You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello.

Why, why, why, why, why, why,
Do you say goodbye.
Oh no.

You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello.

You say yes (you say yes), I say no (I say no).
I may say yes, but I may mean no, no, no.
You say stop and I say go, go, go.
I can stay till it’s time to go.
Oh, oh no.

You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.

Hela, heba, helloa.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hela, hebo, helloa.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hela, heba, helloa.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.

See how they run
Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake – waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -
Oh I am the walrus goog goog g’joob.

Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,
See how they fly
Like Lucy in the sky
See how they run. I’m crying – I’m crying I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus goog goog g’joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus goog goog g’joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile,
Like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied. I’m crying.

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus goog goog g’joob
goog goog g’joob joob
goog goog g’joob.

In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of ev’ry head he’s had the pleasure to know.
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say ‘Hello’.

On the corner is a banker with a motorcar,
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
And the banker never wears a mac
In the pouring rain – very strange.

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back

In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen.
He likes to keep his fire engine clean,
It’s a clean machine.

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
A four of fish and finger pies
In summer meanwhile back

Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
And though she feels as if she’s in a play
She is anyway.

In Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer,
We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim
And then the fireman rushes in
From the pouring rain – very strange.

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the blue suburban skies…
Penny Lane!