Joan was quizzical studied pataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube oh oh oh oh
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures Joan oh oh oh
But as she’s getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead
P.C. thirty-one said “We’ve caught a dirty one”
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head
Bang Bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer man
